Dad: please be back around 12 you have school blah blah blah
Me: of course I will I know I have responsibilities trust me *smiles* *skips away*
Me: hm, maybe I should go home
Me: hahaha we’re kicking your ass at beer pong right now!! haven’t we been listening to this song for like an hour? yeah I’m down to go to Denny’s I LOVE PANCAKES etc.
Me: oops *digs my own grave*